I've Come To Retrieve My Power
"You can't handle it."

elixds:

Even in my dreams you’re still a jerk.

I begin to see I either draw crack or heartbreak there is no in-between 8|

ilikebig-beards:

here everyone have an utterly disgusted vergil on your blog.

ilikebig-beards:

here everyone have an utterly disgusted vergil on your blog.

(Source: mercuryjones)

[I changed Donte’s tag. \o/ And put him on the relationships page. He wasn’t on it. O-o; I could have sworn he was.]

(Source: ptersquill)

hollowdante:

ineedmorepower:

Pleased by the kiss and the gratitude, he leaned back and allowed Dante to dig into his food. “Since it’s your birthday, I won’t request you practise stuffing your face after stuffing your face.”

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"Wha— gross, dude. Not while I’m tryin’ to eat. I’m gonna have to ballgag you early.”

After a brief roll of his eyes, he swatted the back of his lover’s head. “You’re ridiculous.”

hollowdante:

Dante decided to kiss that naughty little smirk while wearing one of his own. “Thank you for dinner.”

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"I’ll make sure I make it worth it later. But, after I stuff my face."

Pleased by the kiss and the gratitude, he leaned back and allowed Dante to dig into his food. “Since it’s your birthday, I won’t request you practise stuffing your face after stuffing your face.”

(Source: ineedmorepower)

hollowdante:

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"Psh. You like my ‘blatant vulgarity’. Y’know, it’s always the posh yuppie stiffs that get all hot ‘n bothered by us vulgar dirty folk. It’s a scientific fact. You kinky sonovabitch.”

Vergil responded with a smirk he at least tried to hold back for a moment. He couldn’t deny that. It was true.

(Source: ineedmorepower)

hollowdante:

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Aww, you cared enough to make me birthday dinner. That’s really cute. Bein’ thought-married to me must suck, but hey, I’m proud of you for sticking with it. I’m gonna try to remember this whenever I feel like killing you.”

"And I’m definitely gonna be too busy tomorrow. Looks like your schedule is gonna be packed too.” Snort. “Get it? Packed? I’m hilarious.”

"…I never thought I would say this, but please spend more time with my brother. Maybe his cheesiness will rub off on you and eliminate a bit of your…blatant vulgarity."

(Source: ineedmorepower)

hollowdante:

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"—Doesn’t your kind do that whole thing through some weird soul-eating sacrificial crap or something?… Either way, if the thought counts, I totally thought-marry you right now. What’d I do to deserve this? I know I was drunk last night but I don’t remember us playin’ ‘hide the salami’…”

"We can do whatever you want when the time comes. Marriage is merely a contract, a…promise, if you will, when there is no law involved. The ceremony is just a way to share that moment with friends and family. I accept your thought marriage, though. I’ve been thought-married to you for a while now, you know.

That is your birthday dinner. Tomorrow, you may be too…busy to eat.”

(Source: ineedmorepower)

hollowdante:

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"…Sometimes… I’m like— Wow, that guy really pisses me off. But then I’m like… holy shit. I don’t even care if he’s a dick with a dick. I’m gonna marry that guy. Because pizza burger…”

"I’ll make you whatever poison you want if you marry me, darling, but, for now, just try to live through that." Vergil had a plate of something a bit more edible, the leftover pickles from the making of the pizza burger.

(Source: ineedmorepower)

hollowdante:

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Rendered catatonically mesmerized for a solid five minutes.

"—P——pi—pizza burger…”

"If you feel faint or a pain in your chest, heal yourself. I swear that thing is going to give you a heart attack."

(Source: ineedmorepower)

"I tried to combine a pizza and a burger. This was the result…Enjoy.
Also, potato wedges. I’m getting sick just looking at this “food”.”

"I tried to combine a pizza and a burger. This was the result…Enjoy.

Also, potato wedges. I’m getting sick just looking at this “food”.”

"I hate you."

hollowdante:

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"I can’t believe this."

"I can’t believe I’m stuck with the only nephilim who needs coaxing to perform. It’s disappointing…and frustrating. I sleep next to you and I’m actually able to sleep. I feel cheated.”

"You’re the worst.”

(Source: ineedmorepower)

"I hate you."

hollowdante:

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"—Is this a serious question? You need to be around someone longer than five minutes to fuck them."

"Correction: You do. I do not. I desire you, so I barely need five minutes. Also, I don’t need to be fully aroused to…take it. Being the bottom has its benefits.”

"You are the first nephilim I’ve met who wasn’t insatiable, not counting the creepy ones. We do not speak of the creepy ones, though…”

(Source: ineedmorepower)