I've Come To Retrieve My Power
"You can't handle it."
iwantdanteinmypanties:

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iwantdanteinmypanties:

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[Behold! It’s a mushroom house.]

[Behold! It’s a mushroom house.]

[I was playing in survival until…
Mushroom house. :|]

[I was playing in survival until…

Mushroom house. :|]

"He’s going to touch the "dad"."

hollowdante:

ineedmorepower:

"Oh, Dante…"

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"It’s always kinky.”

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        “Wait and see. Trust me. Some things just shouldn’t be bit.”

"Keep his face in a pillow. Got it."

"He’s going to touch the "dad"."

hollowdante:

ineedmorepower:

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"I’m going to touch the "bro"."

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        “I’m so gonna touch the dad. Watch out for the bro, he bites and not in the kinky way.”

"Oh, Dante…"

"It’s always kinky.”

"He’s going to touch the "dad"."

"I’m going to touch the "bro"."

videogamesrenders:

Vergil from DmC: Devil May Cry

(C) Ninja Theory & Capcom

Please REBLOG, do NOT REPOST!

[If you don’t like someone, don’t follow them.

Don’t be that stupid, people.

Also, if everything triggers you, get off the internet.

Kiss it, stupid person~. Kiss iiit.]

hollowvergil:

ineedmorepower:

[Creeper deux. »;

FOGGU, HALP. DERE’S NOTHER ONE.

-Puts this one in a giant bird cage for Vergil.-…AndnowIshipit.]

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Has no problem with being in a cage. Feels at home.

"Pretty bird boy~. Who’s a cracker? You are~.”

[Creeper deux. »;

FOGGU, HALP. DERE’S NOTHER ONE.

-Puts this one in a giant bird cage for Vergil.-…AndnowIshipit.]

[Y U REBLAWG AGAIN, CRAY CRAY?

I NO CLICK.

WHO U?

STRANGER DANGER. FOGGU, HALP!]

[Tumblr, I believe in the cause (NET NEUTRALITY FTW!), but don’t ask me for my personal info.

willkillforpizza:

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      Ok, first; no, I’m not scolding you, I’m informing you. This is to help everyone.

Second; I clearly understand you’ve got your head too far up your ass to hear anyone say anything.

Third; They only ask for your street, city, and zipcode so that they can set you up to talk to your STATE’S SENATOR, encase I didn’t mention.
 
See, NOW, I’m gonna scold you.

This is for a good cause to help out the internet, but if you really don’t wanna be someone willing to help out, then fine. But remember, this is Tumblr, and the staff has been good to us, so it’s not like they’re gonna take your info and mail you shit you don’t want. 
But clearly you already know that, don’t you? That’s why you’re so willing to help out, and be a good person, aren’t you? No, you should feel good about yourself sitting there, and not contributing because you think some staff members who’ve treated us right for ages are gonna suddenly do something with information that’s being used for a good cause.

No, you’re totally right. 

[tl;dr.

That last sentence, though, even though I’m certain you’re being a smartass, is correct. :3c

I don’t follow you, yo, don’t even know who you are, but have fun dicking around on my blog, mkay? ‘Kinda done clicking the notifications that you reblogged me. Enjoy, random follower.

To the rest of my followers,

If I don’t follow you back, this is not how you get me to do so.

Love,
Your friendly tumblrhood hamster]

(Source: ineedmorepower)

[Just because I’m not doing something, it doesn’t mean I’m telling you not to.

Do you, boo.

I don’t care.]

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